NH (after writing a big E with a permanent marker directly on the OH
projector): "Why cleaning it? Most equations start with an E!"
RA (hearing some noise in his lecture disturbing him): "Where is my
shotgun?"
Daniel: "Does CASPT2 have any gradients?"
BOR: "Shall I kill you now or later?"
BOR: "Don't I perform enough?"
PT: "Yes, but we want something entertaining this time!"
anonymous: "Don't worry about what he is saying in the lecture, everyone
else is sleeping anyway"
NH (showing some numbers): "Some discussion on this value, but I would
argue that both CASPT2 AND experiment are wrong in this case"
Laura: "I don't think the waiters can understand English"
BOR: "Yes? But I think he's flirting with you"
Waiter (after getting the last sentence translated): "I hope so"
BOR (showing some numbers): So, do you think you can reproduce those
numbers with DFT, Nick?"
NH: "Is your program accurate to 11 figures?"
PT (about the difference between experimental and calculated
numnbers): "Then you have a post- doc walking around, saying: I should
have changed my career, I should have become a medical doctor like my mum
always said"
BOR: "I thought the Pizza was one of the best meals here"
PT: "That shows what a desperate diet you are on in Sweden"
BOR: "Why did you give me the desert? Was it so obvious that I wanted it?"
Laura: "Yes."